I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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