pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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