if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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