do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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