oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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