Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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