dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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