Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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