yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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