Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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