i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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