so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Pants are for mortals
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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