wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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