I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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