she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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