suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Randomize
