she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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