brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
It was like getting head from an anaconda
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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