He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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