I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
