I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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