Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
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