She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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