Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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