we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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