I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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