Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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