Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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