Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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