I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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