I love black thongs
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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