That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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