what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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