normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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