Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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