The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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