did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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