i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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