I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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