question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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