Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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