my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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