She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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