Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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