so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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