There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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