I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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