Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Are my feet made of real feet?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
