so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
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