i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I would ride that face into the sunset
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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